I’m always trying to think up new ways to punish my naughty ABies. Some punishments are fit for a number of crimes, spanking and whipping, for example, are suitable for most offenses. But sometimes I like to hand out punishment that is a bit more crime specific. For example, washing the mouth out with soap after using foul language is something that is very case specific. I wouldn’t wash out an ABies mouth for making a mess of their bedroom, now that just wouldn’t make any sense. Recently I was having some trouble with my little Joey. Now Joey can be sweet as pie when he wants to be, but more often than not he’s my little devil! So for a week straight, Joey was going on and on about wanting to play Mommy and Joeys special games, but I told him, if you keep misbehaving there will be no special games. And it went on, all week, Joey ripping off his diaper, Joey not eating his peas, Joey drawing on the wall. And with all that going on, he kept bugging me “Mommy I wanna play. Mommy, rub my peepee. Mommy I wanna make squirties inside you.” Finally […]