Today is the day when I finally get to have some fun! The elixir I ordered from the herbalist has finally came in the mail and I’m a little too eager to use it. This elixir isn’t your average dose of herbs. It is a very complicated mixture of chemicals that actually causes shrinking of the body’s bones and organs. So you’re probably wondering, what could I possibly want to do with this? Well I can tell you it’s not for me, it’s for my poor excuse of a boyfriend. He thinks he’s such a badass because he’s 6’4 and buff. He’s always bitching at me and bossing me around. “Ava do this, Ava get me that.” Like I’m some sort of slave or something. Well he has a surprise coming for him today. The moment he plops his ass on that recliner and asks me to get him a beer you bet it will be his last. I’m going to slip it into the beer and in about 10 mins I’ll have me a new toy to play around with. I might just drop him into the lizard tank we have. He’ll be so small our lizard will probably […]